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No I’m not going mad

🤪 I’ve been cooped up at home now for two weeks now. My partner came home and told me in no uncertain tears I was no longer allowed to talk to the furniture annnnnnd I’m not to abuse the Asian guy casting the fishing net in the picture on our lounge room wall, a little harsh don’t you think!!!!!! 🙁

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Silverwings · 61-69, F

Control freak that one!!

VodkaBec · 31-35, F

@Silverwings Who, the Asian fisherman dude. The selfish bastard doesn’t realise when I last ate a nice seafood meal nor does he care. 😐️

SW-User

You were talking to the furniture?

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SW-User

@VodkaBec I have Birds. I got a small wooden box for them and they enjoyed pooping in it. 😂

VodkaBec · 31-35, F

@SW-User That’s an interesting trick you’ve taught your birds, me and the furniture could happily pass the day away watching them do that.

SW-User

@VodkaBec lol 😂 🤪

Rutterman · 46-50, M

Harsh indeed. But as long as you can chew the carpet, you'll be okay.

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VodkaBec · 31-35, F

@Rutterman In all fairness to the carpet, our relationship hasn’t been the same since I came home hammered a puked all over it.

Rutterman · 46-50, M

@VodkaBec Give it time. I'm sure the carpet will forgive you eventually. 🙏

VodkaBec · 31-35, F

@Rutterman well my partner did 😐️🙄

dondon · M

How dare she!

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VodkaBec · 31-35, F

@dondon I don’t think I’m safe anywhere in my apartment anymore, their plotting something, I can feel it.

dondon · M

@VodkaBec She is on to us, zeta protocol now go go go.

VodkaBec · 31-35, F

@dondon👀🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️👀

Mandalorian

I'm much softer than him...I'd only do that if the furniture started talking back to you...

VodkaBec · 31-35, F

@Mandalorian It does 🙁

VodkaBec · 31-35, F

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OogieBoogie · F

Didn't rule out the appliances - take the vacume cleaner for walkies...

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OogieBoogie · F

@VodkaBec 🤣🤣🤣,,,

If you Find it in the corner with the toaster and amd the remotes- beware - domestic rebellion might be at hand -

id keep the bath half full as a threat...jic
. 😁

VodkaBec · 31-35, F

@OogieBoogie Mow that’s a thought 🤪

OogieBoogie · F

@VodkaBec 😁😁😁

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