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No I’m not going mad

🤪 I’ve been cooped up at home now for two weeks now. My partner came home and told me in no uncertain tears I was no longer allowed to talk to the furniture annnnnnd I’m not to abuse the Asian guy casting the fishing net in the picture on our lounge room wall, a little harsh don’t you think!!!!!! 🙁
Silverwings · 61-69, F
Control freak that one!!
VodkaBec · 26-30, F
@Silverwings Who, the Asian fisherman dude. The selfish bastard doesn’t realise when I last ate a nice seafood meal nor does he care. 😐️
SW-User
You were talking to the furniture?
SW-User
@VodkaBec I have Birds. I got a small wooden box for them and they enjoyed pooping in it. 😂
VodkaBec · 26-30, F
@SW-User That’s an interesting trick you’ve taught your birds, me and the furniture could happily pass the day away watching them do that.
SW-User
@VodkaBec lol 😂 🤪
Rutterman · 46-50, M
Harsh indeed. But as long as you can chew the carpet, you'll be okay.
VodkaBec · 26-30, F
@Rutterman In all fairness to the carpet, our relationship hasn’t been the same since I came home hammered a puked all over it.
Rutterman · 46-50, M
@VodkaBec Give it time. I'm sure the carpet will forgive you eventually. 🙏
VodkaBec · 26-30, F
@Rutterman well my partner did 😐️🙄
dondon · M
VodkaBec · 26-30, F
@dondon I don’t think I’m safe anywhere in my apartment anymore, their plotting something, I can feel it.
dondon · M
@VodkaBec She is on to us, zeta protocol now go go go.
VodkaBec · 26-30, F
@dondon👀🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️👀
I'm much softer than him...I'd only do that if the furniture started talking back to you...
VodkaBec · 26-30, F
@Mandalorian It does 🙁
VodkaBec · 26-30, F
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnzHtm1jhL4]
Didn't rule out the appliances - take the vacume cleaner for walkies...
@VodkaBec 🤣🤣🤣,,,

If you Find it in the corner with the toaster and amd the remotes- beware - domestic rebellion might be at hand -

id keep the bath half full as a threat...jic
. 😁
VodkaBec · 26-30, F
@OogieBoogie Mow that’s a thought 🤪
@VodkaBec 😁😁😁

 
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