Why did God create farts?

Me knows answer. Not to humble. Keeps us from exploding.

To allow our assholes to become makeshift flamethrowers in the event of an emergency

To knock out your enemy or torture them with the smell

Until you find the people who love the smell of their own farts.

so we wouldnt spontaneously combust..

elevate your mind

To allow bean eaters to live.

To find a contender

To keep us from exploding