Why did God create farts?

Me knows answer. Not to humble. Keeps us from exploding.

so we wouldnt spontaneously combust..

To find a contender

elevate your mind

To allow bean eaters to live.

To keep us from exploding

Until you find the people who love the smell of their own farts.

To knock out your enemy or torture them with the smell

To allow our assholes to become makeshift flamethrowers in the event of an emergency