Saw a T-shirt years ago. The best I've seen, and It was black, with white lettering: "Aspiring actor...ask me what bar I work in!" I also like this one.
I had this on one many years ago. [i]When I'm in a sober mood,I worry;work and think.[/i] [i]When I'm in a drunken mood I gamble; fight and drink.[/i] [i]When my time is over and my time has come to pass.[/i] [i]I hope I'm buried upside down so the world can kiss my @$$ ![/i]
