"Laughter is like medicine for the soul" when was the last time you had a good hard laugh?

A rushing tourist, out of breath, stops at a small country house where a grandpa is sitting on the porch and asks, “Excuse me, how can I get the fastest to the train station?”

“No problem,” waves the grandpa, “let me just let the dog loose.”

When I thought about hitting on a gay guy...and got laid...it was...different

dont remember