I caught my brothers smoking..

I blackmailed them by asking them for a puff of smoke, otherwise I'd go tell my parents... they agreed..

So, I kept that smoke in my mouth and took it to my mom as evidence... lol

Well!! They were grounded for smoking and I was grounded for being a rat and a gossip...

I was 8. We all had bikes. My brothers Dad and Mum. We went for a ride down the Wharf only mum stayed home since it was -2 degrees C that day. My Brothers raced ahead once we got onto the wharf. 'One of these kids are going to fall off! stay put!' Dad shouted as he took off in pursuit.
He was worried about the wrong kid.
The sight of him trying to catch up to my brothers caused me to laugh. lose control of the pushbike. The front tire smacked into the pylon I goosed myself on the bike seat and ended up in the water.
First face I saw looking down at me was a kid about my age looking like he thought I had died. The second was my Dad. He burst out laughing... The kid took two steps away from Dad.
"Can you swim?" He shouted down.
"Yeah."
"Good. Cause I'm not jumping in after you! Now let go of the bike and swim to the side."
It was one of the hardest things I had to do. Letting go of my prized bike But I couldn't swim with it. Then all of a sudden dad asked. "Is it cold down there?"
Smart ass!
"Not when you get used to it." I called back.

I had to walk all the way him shivering. Mum wasn't pleased. A hot bath and warm clothes and I was out again to help dad fish my bike out. Which we did and we realized how close I came to dying. I had just missed skewering myself on the fall. I went to school the next day. My class didn't believe me til I showed them my bruised stomach. I had belly flopped on my landing...

Fired a potato cannon and the potato landed its way through the neighbours window.

So many things. Probably the time I decided to make breakfast for myself when my parents were still sleeping. I was 3 or 4 years old. I took a plastic bowl, put oatmeal & water in it, then placed it on the stove, turned on the gas. 😶

That occurred right after the time my older brother tried to open up the electrical socket, and I handed him a butter knife to use as a tool.

Skipped school a few times

I'd thought I could trust people. got me into alot of troubles but survived somehow

Math

I decided to get my friend next door and dress him up like he'd been in a car accident on his bicycle. So i laid him in the gutter with his bike wrapped around him, covered him in fake blood and was about to take a photo when his mother drove past, totally freaked out and crashed into the back of my dads car that was parked. I was in so much trouble 😧

I walked into oncoming traffic on purpose

I was a smart kid