What’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done as a kid? Did you get away with it?

So many things. Probably the time I decided to make breakfast for myself when my parents were still sleeping. I was 3 or 4 years old. I took a plastic bowl, put oatmeal & water in it, then placed it on the stove, turned on the gas. 😶

That occurred right after the time my older brother tried to open up the electrical socket, and I handed him a butter knife to use as a tool.