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Mamapolo2016 · F
Don’t know if it’s legend or truth:
A drunk biker swaggers into a diner early in the morning, looking for trouble. The only ones there are waitress, cook, and a frail elderly man in a corner quietly eating his breakfast. The biker struts up and spits into the man’s orange juice and stirs it around with the straw. No reaction. So he takes a bite of the man’s toast and drops it on the floor. Nothing. The biker lights a cigarette, blows the smoke in the man’s face and then grinds it out in the plate of eggs. The man gets up, pays his bill and leaves without a word.
The biker laughs and says to the waitress. “Not much of a man!”
The waitress looks out the window and says, “I guess the way he keeps backing over your motorcycle, he’s not much of a driver, either.”
A drunk biker swaggers into a diner early in the morning, looking for trouble. The only ones there are waitress, cook, and a frail elderly man in a corner quietly eating his breakfast. The biker struts up and spits into the man’s orange juice and stirs it around with the straw. No reaction. So he takes a bite of the man’s toast and drops it on the floor. Nothing. The biker lights a cigarette, blows the smoke in the man’s face and then grinds it out in the plate of eggs. The man gets up, pays his bill and leaves without a word.
The biker laughs and says to the waitress. “Not much of a man!”
The waitress looks out the window and says, “I guess the way he keeps backing over your motorcycle, he’s not much of a driver, either.”
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Mamapolo2016 · F
wilderflower · F
Lilnonames · F
Thats sad really