Guys, when you take a dump...

Do you have this creepy feeling sometimes that an alien creature may appear from the flush and idk, bite your ball sac?

I'm obviously paranoid and this won't ever happen but the thought of it is just.... OUCH😝

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Mamapolo2016 · F

I don’t know if this is kind or cruel, but while I have never heard of an alien attack, and such attacks are rare, earthly creatures have been known to attack from ... er....below.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/slate.com/culture/2015/09/snake-bites-mans-penis-from-toilet-bowl-a-brief-history-of-when-rats-snakes-and-other-animals-attack-from-below.amp

(This is such a classic bureaucratic publication.)

Keep the lid down AND squirt dish soap in the toilet.

AN1991 · 31-35, M

@Mamapolo2016 I won't be able to sleep now.

Mamapolo2016 · F

@AN1991 Put the lid down. Put the laundry hamper on top of it. Sleep well.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

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SW-User

You mean, a tapeworm?

SW-User

lol ewww

Dewms

LMAO

SW-User

Spiders in the faucet late at night when you need water

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