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FreeSpirit1 路 51-55, F
Bubble wrap
pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
That would cushion a fall and would provide endless hours of entertainment.@FreeSpirit1
FreeSpirit1 路 51-55, F
@pennynoodles great for fall down drunks
SW-User
Duck feathers. More breathable than any synthetic rain jacket I鈥檝e ever had, and probably about as waterproof.
pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
True. ....hopefully not as tight as a duck's a..@SW-User
wildbill83 路 36-40, M
Velcro; no one would dare fight you for fear of getting their hair stuck in it... 馃
pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
Ha ha, my own hair will get stuck to my shoulders. This might get awkward. @wildbill83
Nimbus 路 M
Beaver.
It would leave one open to 'funny' remarks.
It would leave one open to 'funny' remarks.
pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
馃憖 shocked eyes@Nimbus
Arms. (Get it?)
pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
I did 馃榾@FigNewton
DragonFruit 路 61-69, M
@FigNewton @pennynoodles Yes, a coat of arms would be handy (as long as not cut too short).
Yulianna 路 22-25, F
money!
pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
Mine would get shorter each day.@Yulianna
Yulianna 路 22-25, F
@pennynoodles ah but with such conspicuous wealth, you would never need to spend any money!
Maybe bacon. So you'd always have some handy if you need it.
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@pennynoodles Hmmm, I think you're right. OK then a coat made out of other coats. In case that coat gets dirty.
pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
Brilliant@MrBlueGuy
Spokeskitties75 路 46-50, M
@MrBlueGuy I wouldn鈥檛 have a coat after 15 minutes or so... 馃槀
SW-User
Handkerchiefs...kinda gross on second thought 馃あ
pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
All depend ending on whether they are used or not. @SW-User
SW-User
@pennynoodles true
4meAndyou 路 F
Teflon...so none of the political insults on SW would stick to me...馃槀
pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
Try cotton wool in your ears and blinkers over your eyes.....that works. @4meAndyou
WeighedDown 路 36-40, M
The skin of my enemies
pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
oh but the smell........@WeighedDown
WeighedDown 路 36-40, M
@pennynoodles won't be a problem after tanning
pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
fair enough@WeighedDown
SwampFlower 路 31-35, F
Rope. Always bring a rope.
pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
useful.... I will give you that but what about the chafe?@SwampFlower
SwampFlower 路 31-35, F
@pennynoodles I'd have to figure out a lining.
SW-User
A coat of paint is needed to freshen things up.
TheSirfurryanimalWales 路 61-69, M
Chocolate cheesecake..
DDonde 路 31-35, M
Hands.
Actually that sounds horrifying
Actually that sounds horrifying
pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
Yes, imagine how long it will take to paint all those nails. @DDonde
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@DDonde hahahahahaa!