What’s the funniest pick up line you’ve heard?

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SW-User

Not quite a pickup line but what did the prostitute say to the leper? "Gee, I wasn't expecting you to leave a tip"

@SW-User I don't get it.

SW-User

@quitwhendone Google leprosy.

@SW-User Is the tip a body part falling off?

SW-User

@quitwhendone Yes. That's the joke.

@SW-User OK, that's what I thought. It wasn't all that funny but I shouldn't criticize because I don't have any better jokes.