Watching a movie with my kid...

He’s such a goof ball

Kid: “Mom I’m going to use your butt as a pillow but please don’t fart...”

Me: “what?” *laughs*

Kid “better idea I’m going to use a pillow too even though I technically don’t need one but still if you’re gonna fart tell me before you do”

Me “moms don’t fart!”

Kid “yeah - okay”