Watching a movie with my kid...
He’s such a goof ball
Kid: “Mom I’m going to use your butt as a pillow but please don’t fart...”
Me: “what?” *laughs*
Kid “better idea I’m going to use a pillow too even though I technically don’t need one but still if you’re gonna fart tell me before you do”
Me “moms don’t fart!”
Kid “yeah - okay”
Kid: “Mom I’m going to use your butt as a pillow but please don’t fart...”
Me: “what?” *laughs*
Kid “better idea I’m going to use a pillow too even though I technically don’t need one but still if you’re gonna fart tell me before you do”
Me “moms don’t fart!”
Kid “yeah - okay”