Are you going to have food ready for me when I get home from work?

Oh, yeah. I'm gonna figure out your location, go there, break into your house and cook you a hot meal. Because, you know, that's not a lot of work and there's nothing good to watch on Netflix.

Yes I will have it ready and only be wearing an apron..and after dinner I will get your bath ready as well and wash your hair..

Mmmhmm and I will eat it for you too.. You're welcome.. Yay

yes dear

sorry...conditioned response

I'll certainly be ready to feed you :P

Pork loin in the smoker, yum!

i seriously doubt it 😀

Nope

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