Strong wind short dress?

When I was at University I was walking one morning to classes with a friend. The weather was fine and sunny but quite windy. We were both wearing short mini dresses and boots which was the height of fashion at the time. On the way we went past a building site where the men had just started work and collected some wolf whistles from them.
Unfortunately for us at that moment - to our everlasting embarrassment - a mischievous gust of wind blew our dresses right up causing us to squeal as we fought to maintain our modesty. This caused a huge cheer from the men on the building site as we scuttled round the corner with bright red faces and as much dignity as we could muster.
We had a giggle, straightened our dresses and walked on, conscious we had at least brightened the lives of the workmen that morning! We could guess there would be a few tales told in the pub that night!

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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

You should have stabbed each and every one of them with a Bowie knife. My dignity has yet to take a blow from something like a skirt blowing up but if that ever did happen, I'd murder anyone who witnessed it.

SW-User

@BlueMetalChick don't worry, if that happened to you and anyone witnessed it, I suspect they would claw their own eyes out.🤣

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@SW-User I fucking wish that were true. Ever since I was a teenager I wished nobody was attracted to me, physically at least. But luck is not on my side, and people think I'm hot. Which sucks because I vehemently hate human attraction, romance, and sexuality in general, so it's like I'm a magnet for something I loathe.

SW-User

@BlueMetalChick uh huh...so you've said.🤣

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@SW-User Well, you've seen it happen before. Remember when I posted that "V for victory" selfie on Snapchat and like two dozen people thought I was trying to do the hand sign for oral sex, and I got a ton of dirty comments on it?

SW-User

@BlueMetalChick Be still my beating heart. Misanthropy is so hot.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@SW-User That irony tho 👌

SW-User

@BlueMetalChick nope, it doesn't ring any bells, but then again, I've seen pictures of dogs peeing on firehydrants get a ton of likes and just as many dirty comments, so....not to be rude, but you're as hot as that?

YukikoAmagi

@BlueMetalChick [c=#359E00]i always thought that you're the type who never wear skirt and dress[/c] 🙄

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@SW-User Well, a photograph of a fucking egg did just break the records for the most-viewed and most-liked post on Instagram, so you're not wrong.

Physically, people seem to think I'm "hot as that." Not everyone of course, because beauty is subjective and there's people who don't find me attractive. But I get a lot of undesired attention for my appearance.

My personality however is the complete opposite; I'm about as enticing as battery acid.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@YukikoAmagi I do, but not often. Only when I'm going to a concert or something, for that slightly gaudy outfit which is considered acceptable at such events.

SW-User

@BlueMetalChick don't be silly. I'm sure you're every bit as hot as that.

BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F

@SW-User If I'm being honest with myself, I look a lot better now that I have proper dentistry. I had crooked ass teeth for most of my life until I was like 20 years old and it looks quite unattractive.

SW-User

@BlueMetalChick ass teeth? That doesn't sound attractive whether they're straight or not. 😷 might need the barf bags yet.