Do you take it personal when a bird craps on your car?

Shit happens.. 😚

I take it VERY seriously when craps on me.

I don't take it personally, but it does irritate me (pissed me off if I've just washed it).

No only when people do it

There is a bird in the are that likes to kiss and look at himself in my car mirrors
he is the guilty one

Yes, in fact, I removed all their perching limbs above my car... fuckers

I think some superstitions say that's supposed to be good luck. 😁

Nah it gets cleaned regularly

Yes