Any funny/crazy party stories?

Im 34, i still party mildly hard, unfortunately...The craziest time i ever had was after doing 4hits of LSD..i ended up going to my neighbors house naked, fun times..lol

One night while partying, a group of us went to the skate park and cut out the grind rail. We're bmx rider's and the rail was annoying us. Anyway a skateboarder who was drunk too noticed what we done and threatened to beat us up. He even picked up the grind rail and tried throwing it at us.

I been to a Christmas party at an Aged Care home were the Santa sat on the Residents laps. Twerked. Then tried to see which of the nurses wanted on his naughty list.

I went to a wild naked party in Marin County, California (near San Francisco) back in the 60s. Not an orgy, just a naked party. There were several famous 60s celebs there.

I tasted the clam dip on a chip and it was fabulous, best I'd ever tasted. Around that time, everyone started taking their clothes off...and I did, too, along with the hostess. Then I grabbed my jacket and searched for a pen and a scrap of paper so I coukd copy down the clam dip recipe. So I was standing there naked writing down the recipe as the hostess explained how she made it. I still have that recipe.

plenty. at one party a guy passed out so someone shaved half of him, then spray painted him red