If you were a fart, would you rather be the ‘loud and proud’ type or the ‘silent but deadly’ type?

Depends on the situation.

Elevator? SBD.
Concert? Noone will hear, let it rip.

Great question. I am the silent and deadly part about everything.

The one where you follow through.

SBD

Loud as all get out 😁

Definitely SBD! :D I'm modest and innocent, but those who disregard me have no idea in how big troubles they'll be if they mess with me 😎

Loud and proud!

SBD

Silent but deadly

I would be a 💩 pretending to be a fart💦