Have you seen the Family guy "Are you there God?" Episode?
So funny quotes 😂
Peter: If anything were to happen to me Lois, I'll miss you more than Life...the cereal, but not the board game which I quite enjoy.
Lois: OK.
Peter: And Meg, I'm sorry I'll never get a chance to walk you down the aisle...at Costco to furnish your sad, single-lady apartment.
Meg: [sarcastically] Thanks dad.
Peter: And Stewie, it kills me that I'll never see you become a man...-loving twink. "HAHAHAHA"
Stewie: Is anyone gonna stop him?
Peter: And Chris, whenever you're feeling defeated, I want you to always reach for the Stars...-ky and Hutch DVD that fell behind the entertainment center. Sorry, you were the last one.
Brian: What about me?
Peter: You're a dog.
Annndddd Basically the true definition of what religion is
Peter: You were right about everything.
God: Say that again.
Peter: You were right about everything.
God: That's all I needed to hear. That's what religion is. It's not about being good or bad. It's just blind subservience to an imaginary being.
Peter: If anything were to happen to me Lois, I'll miss you more than Life...the cereal, but not the board game which I quite enjoy.
Lois: OK.
Peter: And Meg, I'm sorry I'll never get a chance to walk you down the aisle...at Costco to furnish your sad, single-lady apartment.
Meg: [sarcastically] Thanks dad.
Peter: And Stewie, it kills me that I'll never see you become a man...-loving twink. "HAHAHAHA"
Stewie: Is anyone gonna stop him?
Peter: And Chris, whenever you're feeling defeated, I want you to always reach for the Stars...-ky and Hutch DVD that fell behind the entertainment center. Sorry, you were the last one.
Brian: What about me?
Peter: You're a dog.
Annndddd Basically the true definition of what religion is
Peter: You were right about everything.
God: Say that again.
Peter: You were right about everything.
God: That's all I needed to hear. That's what religion is. It's not about being good or bad. It's just blind subservience to an imaginary being.
