Have u ever had an "Wardrobe Malfunction" ?

Yup. One time I pulled a string on the bottom of my skirt and the whole frigging seam unraveled up the back. So I walked around showing pink panties to everyone for a good 5 minutes.

Another time I had just gotten to a grocery store and was buying a coke from the machine outside. This woman says to me do you know your jeans are all ripped out in the back. Well what a question. Would I seriously be wearing them had I known.

I did get a zipper stuck on a catsuit at a fancy dress party once..it didn't end well...

yes. swimming jumped in pool and top came off

Yes, I was at work with customers in a suit and I guess my zipper was down. :/

always.

now i just stuff cookie monster down my pants and claim i have a medical condition.

My skirt blew up in a parking lot once, I've worn shorts under them ever since, when I actually do wear them.

I have 🙂

Not by accident.

Only when my cosplay is not ready in time for a convention.

lets just say some clothes aren't meant for much physical activity

"no"