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GreenGoddess · F
I don't know about absolute funniest ever but this one's pretty good.
A woman walks into a shoestore and asks the clerk for some assistance trying on shoes. The clerk helps her try on serveral pairs, biting his tongue everytime she uncrossed her legs as she was very attractive and wearing a short skirt. Eventually he couldn't keep his mouth shut any longer and blurted out "I want to fill your pussy with ice cream and eat it all." The woman ran outside, horrified. Locating her husband she ran over to him screaming "Honey, that shoe salesman just told me he wanted to fill my pussy with ice cream and eat it all! Go kick his ass!" Her husband took a step back and replied "Baby, anyone who can eat that much ice cream, I ain't fucking with."
A woman walks into a shoestore and asks the clerk for some assistance trying on shoes. The clerk helps her try on serveral pairs, biting his tongue everytime she uncrossed her legs as she was very attractive and wearing a short skirt. Eventually he couldn't keep his mouth shut any longer and blurted out "I want to fill your pussy with ice cream and eat it all." The woman ran outside, horrified. Locating her husband she ran over to him screaming "Honey, that shoe salesman just told me he wanted to fill my pussy with ice cream and eat it all! Go kick his ass!" Her husband took a step back and replied "Baby, anyone who can eat that much ice cream, I ain't fucking with."