shitting is cool but farting is better in my opinion

Nah farting makes me feel dirty and guilty. I like pooping, I am removing the sludge and grime that my body doesn't want.
I drink water soo much just to poop more often and it's great, my belly is so flat and I am on the pooper 2-5 times a day!

They're both sources of pleasure.

You and SadiesFartSniffer should talk about it over tea. And whatever he offers you, don't accept anything under 900/mo.
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