I got page a day calendar called medical bloopers. There are a few pretty good ones in there.
Here's one.
The very old man stepped slowly, carefully, and painfully up to the stool at an ice cream parlour. He struggled to sit atop a tall stool, at the counter, and requested, painfully, "Give me a banana split."
The young waitress asked, solicitously, "Crushed nuts?"
A couple were doing their weekly shopping in their local supermarket. After a little while, they become separated. The husband starts walking through the isles shouting for his wife. After a few minutes of that, he stumbles into another guy, who has also lost his wife. "Hey, maybe we can help each other find our wives" says the other man. What does your wife look like? "Well, she's blonde... about 5'8"... long legs... big boobs and full pouty lips. Very sexy. So what does your wife look like, asks the other man. “Oh, let’s not worry about her, let’s go find your wife instead”
