Gingerbreadspice · F
Food. I never have any food.
LyricalOne · F
@Gingerbreadspice Lol... I hear ya.
bijouxbroussard · F
Something not edible ? On more than one occasion, my house keys, for example. Method to madness: I placed them on top of potluck containers so I wouldn’t forget the food. 😅
dragonfly46 · F
@bijouxbroussard 🙋 Me. I totally relate to that.
LyricalOne · F
@bijouxbroussard Been there. 😓
Experienced33 · M
Jimmy Hoffa
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Experienced33 · M
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@Experienced33 I think about 50 people throughout the Midwest ended up eating him with eggs and pancakes.
LyricalOne · F
@puck61 Great movie with Jack Nicholson.
antoniotomato · 31-35, M
A person?
antoniotomato · 31-35, M
U made me saucy!!!
LyricalOne · F
@antoniotomato Meh, you were pretty saucy before Ragu breath.
antoniotomato · 31-35, M
*Brushes teeth* what?
Nothing. I'm getting a bit long in the tooth....Milk jug in the cupboard, house keys in the fridge, it happens.
LyricalOne · F
@puck61 I hear ya. 😕
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
The cat...

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@LyricalOne Yeah, that's what I think. But somehow, rather than appreciate my pearls of wisdom, people appear to have a problem with what I say to them. 🤷 I don't understand why.
whowasthatmaskedman · 70-79, M
@SW-User In my case, the cat and the fridge were my in laws. The cat jumped in to look at something (no ides what) and the mother in law closed the fridge without looking. We figure she was in there an hour of two and jumped out when I opened it later.None the worse for wear.. But the fridge was trashed.

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@whowasthatmaskedman LOL! I love it! Thanks for that story!
harvardDoc · 31-35, M
A thermos.
KelseyR · 26-30, F
@harvardDoc I keep one in there.
harvardDoc · 31-35, M
@KelseyR It's supposed to insulate against both cold and heat. Putting it in there isn't helping much; better to keep the liquid cool and pour it into the thermos before heading out.
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
a full case of untouched beer.
LyricalOne · F
@sighmeupforthat I know what ya mean jellybean. 😉
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
@LyricalOne 🍻
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LyricalOne · F
@RodneyTrotter Would be convenient though, but probably a little too chilly.
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LyricalOne · F
@RodneyTrotter Indeed.
FCNantes · 22-25, M
Knobcheese.
LyricalOne · F
@FCNantes No they didn’t sprinkle it with belly button lint? So you just eat eat plain Knob on a Triscuit. Thanks for clearing up the confusion.
FCNantes · 22-25, M
I wasn't saying no to that.
LyricalOne · F
@FCNantes Don’t worry, we’ll keep it just between us.
Valentine · M
A half eaten bowl of liver and fava beans? Oh, and of course, the Chianti shouldn't be in the fridge...
LyricalOne · F
@Valentine Thank you Hannibal. 😉
Valentine · M
@LyricalOne glad you spotted it 😉
dragonfly46 · F
A head
LyricalOne · F
@dragonfly46 But let's not get ahead of ourselves.
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
the cast of the rocky horror picture show?
LyricalOne · F
@sighmeupforthat And toast? And toilet paper? 🤔
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
a tv
LyricalOne · F
@Butterflykisses24 Although it would be convenient. I could watch while stuffing food in my mouth.
Butterflykisses24 · 51-55, F
@LyricalOne I've seen them on the front of fridges before.I don't have one like that though.
PhoenixPhail · M
A sleeping squirrel (except if it's a Westinghouse).
meJess · F
hot sauce
LyricalOne · F
@meJess I thought people do put hot sauce in the refrigerator. 🤔
meJess · F
@LyricalOne probably, just making fun
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Another refrigerator.
LyricalOne · F
@CountScrofula That would be quite an unusual sight.
KelseyR · 26-30, F
A blackened turkey carcass from Christmas 2016
LyricalOne · F
@KelseyR Eww... I hate when that happens.
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LyricalOne · F
@Hannah18 Yup, guess it would get melty in there.
AlienZipper · 61-69, M
Gasoline
LyricalOne · F
@AlienZipper A nasty surprise indeed.
AlienZipper · 61-69, M
@LyricalOne Very nasty...talk about a drink that will light you up...

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a cookbook
LyricalOne · F
@SW-User Yes, that would be the wrong side of the refrigerator.
frogpond · 70-79, M
my shoes
LyricalOne · F
@frogpond Yeah, I always keep mine in the microwave.
john146wtl · 41-45, F
If you put your car keys in there, by accident.
LyricalOne · F
@john146wtl Been there.
FishingTech · 36-40, M
My truck keys.
LyricalOne · F
@FishingTech Yup, though it's been known to happen in my house. 😕
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
A safe
LyricalOne · F
@Deadcutie That would make some cold, hard cash.
Jackaloftheazuresand · 26-30, M
An oven
LyricalOne · F
@Jackaloftheazuresand Tight fit and yeah, quite surprising.
firefall · 61-69, M
a lit candle
LyricalOne · F
@firefall Oooh, spooky.
CharlieZ · 70-79, M
An Ex?

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A baby.
Deadcutie · 18-21, F
A human head
LyricalOne · F
@Deadcutie Oh, is that surprising? (Oops, guess it should be surprising.🙄)
goagainsttheflow · 31-35, F
a live monkey-lion
LyricalOne · F
@goagainsttheflow Guess that would be better than a dead monkey-lion.