Who has the worst joke? please tell it.

I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.

A man calls in to the Red Cross and tells the receptionist he needs to set up an appointment for himself, his wife, and his daughter to give blood.

The receptionist says, "Alright, sir. I need to ask you a few questions. First, have any of you had anal sex within the last 48 hours?"

The man responds, "Wait, you can't give blood if you've had anal sex?"

"That's right," The receptionist says.

"I see. Well then, in that case, I only need to set up an appointment for my wife."

So I bought this book all about anti-gravity. I couldn’t put it down!

What’s red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What does a fish like to smoke? Seaweed