Who has the worst joke? please tell it.

A man calls in to the Red Cross and tells the receptionist he needs to set up an appointment for himself, his wife, and his daughter to give blood.

The receptionist says, "Alright, sir. I need to ask you a few questions. First, have any of you had anal sex within the last 48 hours?"

The man responds, "Wait, you can't give blood if you've had anal sex?"

"That's right," The receptionist says.

"I see. Well then, in that case, I only need to set up an appointment for my wife."

I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around.

What’s red and goes up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

So I bought this book all about anti-gravity. I couldn’t put it down!

What does a fish like to smoke? Seaweed