The story of Rudolph's red nose

People are often asking how Rudolph got his red nose. Some say he's a lush, others say he does drugs, some even say it's a genetic mutation due to his parents having lived in a nuclear fallout area. Yet it was actually due to downsizing.

Long ago, the reindeer would help assist Santa and his elves in making toys. They would haul wood and metal into the workshops from the vast stockpiles Santa had laid up at the North Pole. As time went by, Santa began using a new material in his toys - plastic. This new material proved to be more versatile than wood and metal, as it was much lighter. Since Santa has to import all of the materials he uses in making toys, plastic proved to be much cheaper as well. That meant he didn't have to stockpile as much raw materials which also meant he didn't need as many reindeer hauling materials into the workshops. So, after the Christmas deliveries are finished and the workshops cleaned up, Santa lays off 45%-60% of his reindeer staff (usually around January 1st) and re-hires them again around December 1st.
Because Rudolph was one of the newer recruits, he always got laid off (low seniority status). Now the laid off reindeer had to find other jobs in order to 'make ends meet' (can't get unemployment insurance for just 1 month of work). Rudolph got a job being a clown at a small circus in northern Canada (and he was quite good). The only problem was the makeup - he was allergic to the adhesive used to make his fake nose stay on. In less than an hour after it was applied, his nose (and his surrounding face) broke out in large hives (not a pretty picture). So Rudolph decided to have a "nose job". He had his nose surgically altered so that it was permanently round and red (just like the other clowns). Although the nose makes Santa snicker (ho, ho, ho), he doesn't object to it and still re-hires Rudolph every December.

Too much coke. What do you think keeps those reindeer going all night?

Health and Safety Regulations (Flight in inclement weather revision) Version 4.7, subsection D : magical flying mammal night warning illumination requirement at leading edge of flight path.

(Warsaw Pact / UN verified 1954)

R.elativistic E.nergy D.evice (RED) Nose.

- makes it possible for Santa to approach light speed so he can get to all the houses in one night...

too much bourbon

He went down on Mrs Claus during that time of the month.😈

Cocaine...

He got bit on the nose by lots of Paraponera Clavata, then he placed his nose in the ice to soothe it but it ended up becoming permanently red.

He grew strong with the force, turned to the darkside, switched from blue to red.... wait, I might be thinking anakin...

he was a prototype terminator but... he was just tooo cute.
so his laser nose was used for good instead.

He’s different and there’s no problem with that.

Sticking it where Santa didn't want it stuck. 😱

The cold

Exposure to the Aurora Borealis irradiated him

Ancient Aliens! 👽

i kissed it while wearing lipstick

He hates the cold, poor thing has always got the flu. It's red raw from constantly having to blow it 🤧

Stuck a laser pointer up his nose. I can't believe that guy got his own song, not to mention multiple tv specials too.

Genetic defect...but good on Rudolph, made it his own. Lol.

Same way I got mine. Dancing with the White Witch.

Clogged up blood.

Rudolph was a bad behaved reindeer then one day... Santa: Right! This red hot pointed steel is going in yah!(afterwards)... Elf: Santa... You do realise you got the wrong end??

Santa: Oh shucks! Never mind his permanent red nose will do!

Rudolph: 😵

he bumped into a roof

Not really inventive but it is the truth.
Coke habit.
Santa lays out lines for all the reindeer on Christmas Eve.
Rudolph is the one who got hooked.

Cacacacacacooocaine.

He's a drinking buddy of IDS.

He's always drunk and high.

Got drunk at the bar after they were done delivering all the gifts and was hitting on the raindeer that Comet was talking to so Comet punched him in the nose

Swe come on he was pissed

To close to Santa's ass😂