Sometimes when I take a piss I can't help but think just how much I would fail a drug test. lol

I remember being a patient in a psych unit, and as part of being allowed out on day release we were subject to a piss test on return. I visited a friend and peed in a bottle before indulging in some weed. I didn't get away with it. Pee loses heat, I tried to hand in a cold specimen and was asked for another fresher batch.