Please tell me a story that will surely bring a smile to my face.

I was walking my dogs when we came upon a group of kids. The oldest one was a girl who had seen me and my dogs for years. She got down on one knee and called my older dog, who walked up to her and licked her face.
A little boy who was only a few years old saw this and said “Ewww....you kissed a girl!”. 😊