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Please tell me a story that will surely bring a smile to my face.

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Graciebaby · F
My first date in public, be it an alternative bar.
I was so so nervous at my first date.
Paronoid about my make up, it was hot.
I went again to check it and went for a pee.
Checking make up yet again I left the ladies.
And walked right through the bar with my floaty dress tucked into the back of my knickers, showing stocking tops and suspender belt.
A girl wispered in my ear, I could have died!
@Graciebaby Quite a sight, I'm sure. I guess there's a steep learning curve.
Graciebaby · F
I'm blushing even now!
Graciebaby · F
You didn't say whether you smiled or not
Honestly, I didn't. My wife and I rode to work together. She had her skirt tucked into her waist in the back. I meant to tell her, but we got into a disagreement about something and I never did mention it. When she found out, she was a bit unhappy with me. But it was her fault for disagreeing with me.
Graciebaby · F
That's appalling, poor girl. Have you any idea just how humiliating that is for a girl. Her undies are for only her n u to see.
@Graciebaby I got distracted. Really. I intended to say something. It just didn't happen.
Graciebaby · F
Yet u watched her walk off, showing the world her tomorrow's washing!

Bad Bad man, lol
I deny I noticed it after the front porch. Don't recall watching her walk away.
Graciebaby · F
Nah.I bet u didnt🙄
@Graciebaby I don't really consider myself passive/aggressive, which is what it would take to know and say nothing. My aggression is more active than passive. I'm not saying that with pride, but I believe it to be the case.
Graciebaby · F
Jus testosterone, don't worry give it a few years and a teenage girl will have more testosterone than you.
@Graciebaby Interesting theory. Where did you come up with it?
Graciebaby · F
Fact honey yahoo it
. @Graciebaby But where did you stumble across that fact. I doubt you googled 'testosterone teen-aged girl'.
Graciebaby · F
@RandomUniverse I don't have theory's I deal in facts.