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BlueMetalChick · 26-30, F
It's a little long so bear with me.
So, there's a mental hospital, right? And in the mental hospital are six specific patients. There's a sadist, a masochist, a zoophiliac, a pyromaniac, a necrophiliac, and a murderer.
One day they're sitting around eating lunch when the zoophiliac says "Hey let's all go have sex with a cat!" to which the sadist replies "No, let's have sex with a cat and then torture it!" The murderer says "How about we fuck the cat, torture it, and then kill it?" The pyromaniac says "Alright, but after we're done fucking the cat, torturing it, and killing it, let's set it on fire." The necrophiliac says "Once we have sex with, torture, kill, and light the cat on fire, can we have sex with it again?"
Finally, the masochist, who has been sitting there silently the whole time, turns around and says "meow."
I told that joke at my senior prom and everyone thought I was a fucking lunatic.
So, there's a mental hospital, right? And in the mental hospital are six specific patients. There's a sadist, a masochist, a zoophiliac, a pyromaniac, a necrophiliac, and a murderer.
One day they're sitting around eating lunch when the zoophiliac says "Hey let's all go have sex with a cat!" to which the sadist replies "No, let's have sex with a cat and then torture it!" The murderer says "How about we fuck the cat, torture it, and then kill it?" The pyromaniac says "Alright, but after we're done fucking the cat, torturing it, and killing it, let's set it on fire." The necrophiliac says "Once we have sex with, torture, kill, and light the cat on fire, can we have sex with it again?"
Finally, the masochist, who has been sitting there silently the whole time, turns around and says "meow."
I told that joke at my senior prom and everyone thought I was a fucking lunatic.
SimplyTracie · 26-30, F
@BlueMetalChick That's funny