Always read the fine print joke::: A normal guy meets his new, attractive female neighbor for the first time

Neighbor: Hi, I am new here! I'd love to party, drink and make love tonight, you got time?

Guy: Yeah sure, I've got time!

Neighbor: Great! Then you can watch my dog while I am out.

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Matt85 · 36-40, M

lol ☹

bookerdana · M

@Matt85 Its a joke,it flips the script of what you expected🤷‍♀

Ferise1 · 46-50, M

@bookerdana @bookerdana and it unleashes the laughter

bookerdana · M

@Ferise1 WELL ,HOPEFULLY🙏

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@Ferise1 It is funny. but a little sad at the same time, hence my reaction.

bookerdana · M

@Matt85 I'm sorry,it isn't a newspaper or even a novel...just my outlook

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@bookerdana Does this kind of thing happen to you? Sorry if that's the case, total raw-deal.

bookerdana · M

@Matt85 No,but if a FRIEND asked me to look after the doggies,I might..not this simp set-up line....

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@bookerdana Dogs are awesome.

bookerdana · M

@Matt85 Not here..I posted this

They lined up to kick me!😅

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@bookerdana Both can be so cute and so sweet. I don't like how we've become polarized.

bookerdana · M

@Matt85 one guy wanted to friend me so he could bomb me with his 673 cat pictures😹

Cats are a better fit for folks who travel or are away and can't walk a dog