Always read the fine print joke::: A normal guy meets his new, attractive female neighbor for the first time

Neighbor: Hi, I am new here! I'd love to party, drink and make love tonight, you got time?

Guy: Yeah sure, I've got time!

Neighbor: Great! Then you can watch my dog while I am out.

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Glossy · F

I just read this in Reddit (ironically enough)

bookerdana · M

@Glossy angry upvotes😅 they number the jokes cos they repeat,old number 657

Glossy · F

@bookerdana Not 657? 🙀

bookerdana · M

@Glossy old 657...

Matt85 · 36-40, M

lol ☹

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bookerdana · M

@Matt85 Not here..I posted this

They lined up to kick me!😅

Matt85 · 36-40, M

@bookerdana Both can be so cute and so sweet. I don't like how we've become polarized.

bookerdana · M

@Matt85 one guy wanted to friend me so he could bomb me with his 673 cat pictures😹

Cats are a better fit for folks who travel or are away and can't walk a dog

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