Let me guess, that’s my fault too 🙄

Umm… yup

Welcome to marriage

Well you did ask for cheez whiz with your hamburger. So you tell me.

Or mine

Don't worry.... Living with my Mom EVERYTHING is my fault... She's perfect and can do no wrong LOL... I guess somewhere in the Bible it says "Nobody is Perfect besides Brandon's Mom" 🙄🙄🙄🙄

That's my motto

NOW you're getting it.

How did you know???

As the Captain, you have to accept responsibility for it.

If you don't want me to stea...borrow things you shouldn't leave them out in the open

Yes