Urgh I make bad decisions REALLY confidently

Thinking that I can save every peasant girl and distressed damsel.

You heard the term 'Putting your foot in your mouth'
I do it so well that even Chuck Norris would be impressed.

it happens.. lol

thinking a nap will solve all my problems

I am pre diabetic, but I still like having a goodie at night. ☹

I give up on things really easily if I'm not interested in them.

Working hard to get to a good place then doing something incredibly stupid and fucking it all up.