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Joke:::Blonde::Wanna Play a Fun Game

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY.

The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game?

The blonde, tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.

The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun.

He explains, “I ask you a question, and if you don’t know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vice versa.”

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep.

The lawyer, now agitated, says, “Okay, if you don’t know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don’t know the answer, I will pay you $500.00.”

This catches the blonde’s attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. “What’s the distance from the earth to the moon?”

The blonde doesn’t say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer.
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Lilymoon · F
Pretty sure you already posted this blondie 😅
Lilymoon · F
@bookerdana it happens 🤭

https://similarworlds.com/random-subjects/5263415-Joke-long-A-blonde-and-a-lawyer-are-seated-next-to-each
bookerdana · M
@Lilymoon Heres one more conventional for your taste

A blonde fills a stadium with 90,000 people to prove blondes are smart
Blonde

She fills up the stadium with 90,000 blondes, TV crew, News crews all of the media.

She calls up one volunteer from the crowd.

The host says: "Lets start with some simple maths questions"

Blonde: "Sure"

The host asks, "What's 3 times 8?"

After 20 seconds the blonde responds "58!"

The host, disappointed is met with the 90,000 blondes chanting "Give her another chance!, Give her another chance!"

She thinks, well with all the media out here, we've gone to all the trouble, may as well.

So the host asks the volunteer "What is 20 plus 30?"

Confidently, the blonde responds "64!"

The crowd, now disappointed, again chant "Give her another chance!, Give her another chance!"

The host decides to do something as easy as possible and asks...

"What is 2 plus 2?"

After about 2 minutes of deliberation, the blonde answers excitingly "4!"

The crowd goes absolutely crazy, everyone standing, screaming out "Give her another chance!, Give her another chance!"
Lilymoon · F
Schmart!

Not - - -
bookerdana · M
@rinkydinkydoink a foxy fox
@bookerdana

I just remembered - that entire cast is gone now :(
Ferise1 · 46-50, M
I don’t get it
bookerdana · M
@Ferise1 she out-witted him
Ferise1 · 46-50, M
@bookerdana how? She didn’t know the answer and gave him 5
bookerdana · M
@Ferise1 She didn't wanna play,so she shut him down

 
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