Can you tell me something incorrect, but with enough confidence that I will believe you?

@TheBlackPowerRanger *locks my car door when you walk by*

@kelseyM who says I'm black??

@TheBlackPowerRanger oh I dunno, I was just locking the door because I am scared of people who have statistics

@kelseyM locking doors from me leads to more robberies. I have the stats to prove it.

@TheBlackPowerRanger you just blew my mind

@kelseyM not giving me your money and having your mind blown lead to less money. Don't you realize it, yet gurl?

@TheBlackPowerRanger I’ve never done a thuggish thing in my life. I once wore locks and listened to rap music, but that’s not the same thing. 🤨

@bijouxbroussard she's asking for something incorrect that we intentionally say as true 😅