Can you tell me something incorrect, but with enough confidence that I will believe you?

It is a well known fact, that the whole virus thing is all made up to control you *karate chopse air* The media is in cahoots with the deep cover agenda who's main focus is to gain total global control *waves hands open* closes hands together* The primary reason for this is to move towards a utopian society on a global level. Imagine no opposing governments = no war, no more destruction of our natural resources, we as mankind can live as we were intended One nation under GOD.

My favorite state is California because of my alma maters, UCLA, Stanford and Berkeley.

sea stars don’t eat mussels by using their feet to break open the shell and then pushing their stomachs inside releasing chemicals to digest the mussels

Your car needs about two thousand dollars worth of work.

That’s just my regular approach to conversation mostly

Not if you know beforehand that it's incorrect.

I'm good at this. It's not a good thing to be good at.

I think you're cute.

I think I will lose my virginity next week

Trump won the election! The TV is all fake news and the people who counted the ballots were all socialist liberal gays who were high. Jesus told me!

I have seen your tiddies and they look like fruit filled baskets.

Black people are thugs. We have the stats to prove it.