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fell asleep before midnight for a change, mostly because of the headache but this cat woke me up after sitting on my face🫩

Dishonour, dishonour on you,🫱🏽 dishonour on your cow🫲🏽
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@CountScrofula I'm gonna make this happen now. This was the last sign I needed
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo You've had three seizures and no sex. Upgrade that to no seizures and three sex.

poisonouscupcake · 22-25, F
excuse me you said you were into face sitting✋🏻
@poisonouscupcake i meant me on top duh

Not that I hate the opposite but you asked for specifics
Can you clearly define the word "cat" as you intended, please?
Maybe it's just me and my mind but....😋
Hey lets get down to business okay? We needa defeat the huns! :| did they send me daughters when i asked for sons?
@TryingtoLava
Mister, I'll make a man out of you 😤
YoMomma ·
I didn't know there were curses for dishonoring cows 😅
Reported for witchery
@SinlessOnslaught thank you for noticing
@HijabaDabbaDoo I'm scared. I'm traumatized. I'm suing you.
@SinlessOnslaught okay just do it quietly, I've already been woken up once
SJones48 · 41-45, M
One of our cats liked to suck on our earlobes
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