This isn't the face of someone who is going to read your long replies

And not the face of someone who visited your profile intentionally today because they crush on you. No, no, no. I can't even see most shit I keep clicking on.

This is the face of someone whose only goal for the rest of this day is to finish that bag of salted peanuts...and obviously there is more salt than nuts left.

It is the face of someone who doesn't believe in brushing their mad scientist hair , and most importantly just realized german medical eye patches are actually overpriced half sanitary pads. They chopping them unto two. Think about that.