Stuck in a window.

I'd locked myself out and the only way I could get back in was through the kitchen window.

Trouble was, with my weight and figure I could get in part of the way and then got stuck! LOL

After about 1/2 hour or wriggling like a worm I managed to get in, avoid the kitchen sink and find the floor (ouch). At least I was able to get in. Just glad the neighbours didn't see me. Has that ever happened to anyone else here?

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tornado58

Ha ha thats sounds so hilarious

Wol62 · 51-55, M

@tornado58 It...it wasn't at the time it was embarrassing and painful.

exexec · 61-69, C

That's funny. Soon after we married, we locked ourselves out of the house, and even worse, my boss was visiting. I found a bathroom window unlocked, but my wife was the only one small enough to fit through it. I lifted her up and she got in, but not without showing a lot of skin under her skirt. My boss enjoyed it.+

JamesBugman · 56-60, T

I have had to kick my own door in a few times, but no, never tried squeezing through a window that is too small. haha

Wol62 · 51-55, M

@JamesBugman Well, I didn't realize it was too small until I got stuck there.

JamesBugman · 56-60, T

@Wol62 Its times like this you realize what you can and can't do anymore.

Wol62 · 51-55, M

@JamesBugman don't i know it, this is when you realise you need to diet and lose weight.

Jonjdw · 51-55, M

Yes. Through the kitchen window off the back porch over top of the sink. Same thing. Hoping the neighbors don’t see thinking im a burglar.

Wol62 · 51-55, M

@Jonjdw Wow, was that a tiny window or what?

Jonjdw · 51-55, M

@Wol62 it’s not a big window. It opens to the side. Lucky I’m skinny. It has happened more than once. I think another time I had my son crawl through the window. Even with being skinny, it’s still not easy

Wol62 · 51-55, M

@Jonjdw Yeah I was going to say, you sound like you are in good shape and tell me about it not being easy. It was a big window for me, I am just round in the middle. Took me at least 1/2 hour to get fully in once I got stuck.

Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69

No sorry i havent done that. Glad you made it in.

Wol62 · 51-55, M

@Shybutwilling2bfriends yeah? Well it was not my finest moment.

OrionInTheNight

my favorite too is that mood you feel right when you finally realize you made it inside

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