I ripped my pants via jumping a fence at a family bbq. How was your day?

There was a decorative piece on top of the gate that my pants caught and it tore them. I hopped the fence to get the ball that went over. That's what i get for trying to be cool i suppose.

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SomeMichGuy · M

Sorry. It had to be embarrassing.

NovaNine · 56-60, M

@SomeMichGuy It was. I'm glad it was the thigh that ripped and not the rear or any other embarrassing spot. Had to borrow a pair of shorts that were too big but it was either that or taking a risk of the pants ripping furthur.

SomeMichGuy · M

@NovaNine Exactly! Glad you didn't rip your flesh on one of those crazy things!

NovaNine · 56-60, M

@SomeMichGuy Would have bled like a stuck pig.

SomeMichGuy · M

@NovaNine ...you might have BEEN stuck!