The time I ordered a drink and I think the waitress thought I was an old creep trying to hit on her.

This happened years ago yet I still haven't lived it down. I went out with friends to a bar and we all ordered drinks. The alcohol had been flowing at this point and I had wanted to pick something else to drink. Instead of asking for a s*x on the beach I had ordered s*x on the b*tch. I'm not sure if it was a combination of my accent the alcohol taking over or both but her face said she wasn't amused. Friends thought it was hilarious but looking back she must of felt I was some old drunk creep trying to make a pass at her. That wasn't my intention. I haven't been back to that place in ages anyways. Not necessarily because of that experience but the drinks were expensive for what you were given.