Straylight · 31-35, F
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Straylight yea, normally you’d have my frosty ready by now 🙄
Straylight · 31-35, F
@ShepherdBard The frosty machine issss *flips a coin* Oh wow, it’s working.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Yeah my mom said I come home acting too much like you after our play dates
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ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch and behind my back
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard that's what you think
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Prettybratbi1tch I left a recorder behind last time so I know
Beautywithin · 36-40, F
Because I've seen you flirt with so many men and women on here! My heart can't take it.
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Beautywithin its practice
JohnOlinger81 · 41-45, M
@Beautywithin So what do you think of ShepherdBard & would you do him
DragonFruit · 61-69, M
What???!!!
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
- last line from the movie "Casablanca"
"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
- last line from the movie "Casablanca"
Ashly · 26-30, F
We were dating?? 🤔
Hmm I wasn’t aware 😌
Hmm I wasn’t aware 😌
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Ashly I made food and brought it to you
Ashly · 26-30, F
@ShepherdBard 🎶” its too late to apologize “🎶
We were together again?
Lilymoon · F
It's not you it's me 😌
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Lilymoon that doesn’t make it hurt less
Lilymoon · F
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Lilymoon ok you can put me down now 😒
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
The band is breaking up sir....we were never together
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
No, I’m pressing charges
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@TurtlePink for what??
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
@ShepherdBard you broke my heart and now I have to get open heart surgery 😔
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@TurtlePink I thought I’d be able to catch it if I threw it as high in the air as I could
Sir , I don't know you ...that's my purse
mindstruggle · F
New number, who dis?
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle you already forgot me
mindstruggle · F
@ShepherdBard
I bought a new phone 🤷♀
I bought a new phone 🤷♀
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@mindstruggle and didn’t save my number
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
Yes the lawyer will call you later.👋
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@tobynshorty the lawyer that I pay for? 😒
tobynshorty · 51-55, F
@ShepherdBard yes that is the plan
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@tobynshorty 😒😒😒
BobbyMoeven · 100+, M
Consider it done ..
I will take the keys to your house now ....
And the car ..
You can have the left over pizza
I will take the keys to your house now ....
And the car ..
You can have the left over pizza
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Breaking up, breaking down, breaking bad…take your pick. They’re all fine choices 🤷♂
Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
Its not you its me 🫠
Sike u not getting rid of me 🚩🚩🚩🚩
Sike u not getting rid of me 🚩🚩🚩🚩
Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
@ShepherdBard hopefully getting over this cold or whatever the fuck it was had me sick af
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Beautyinbroken feel better soon bud
Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
@ShepherdBard ty🫶🏼🌹
Matt85 · 36-40, M
sorry. the dickpics were that disappointing 😕
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@Matt85 I was told you were a big Richard Gere fan
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@thepreposterouspanda we’ve been married for 15 minutes
thepreposterouspanda · 36-40, M
HijabaDabbaDoo · F

ShepherdBard · 31-35, M
@HijabaDabbaDoo 😭😭
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