well me and friends were sitting in a park in the grass when something started biting me i jump up,i was sitting in fire ants antd took my shorts and panties off and started shakin and smacking when all sudden i hear whistles and hooting,i look up and bunch people watchin me and i run behind bushes and they start clappin

When after breaking my leg and getting plaster from toe to thigh the doctor took me into the waiting room to show me how to use the crutches. Full of people and i swung through too far and fell flat on my back at their feet! 😂

There was a lot...

I shook violently in school when giving a talk, holding my note book, everyone could see
I was gonna draw something on the board, so I pulled the little string on the projection screen that was in front of it
It went up with a HUGE BANG
I froze, no drawing
I had half a notebook page of presentation, my friend had none
I was too nervous to utter my preplanned words

We sat back down, got detention.

You’re gonna have to give me a minute.

Swimsuit falling apart while I was in the sea. Having to run back to my parents after 10 minutes of fruitlessly trying to attract their attention.

this might be a little sick but....i was in new orleans with 2 of my friends. we were walking about and i was having some tummy issues. all of a sudden the "gurgling" starts. i tell my friends i need a toilet....and quick. i run into the cafe du monde but notice there's a huge line up to the restrooms. i couldn't wait so i ran across the street to a relatively upscale restaurant. i asked the hostess if i could use their restroom but she said they are for paying customers. i laid down a few bucks and told her to get me 2 double rum and cokes and leave them at the bar.

she allowed me to use it. but when i entered the restroom there was only one toilet but it was occupied. i'm begging the guy to hurry up. he finishes up and tries to flush but i can tell the toilet is broken. this dude opens the stall door with a red towel covering his arm....he said "the toilet is a little messed up". i pull down my pants but i knew i could only squat as the toilet was disaster. the dude was in there to roll a blunt, i could tell by the tobacco in the bowl.i guess the red towel was covering up some weed. well i let it rip and i made one hell of a mess myself 😬

after i did my business i went up to the bar and there were my 2 drinks. i chugged them both down and got the hell out of there...when i met up with my friends they damn well near wet themselves when i told them what happened.

walked out to get the mail in my robe when a gust of wind blew it open exposing a naked Sara to a neighbor who was getting his mail

Today..falling
Yesterday.. Falling twice

There's plenty of times I should of been embarrassed, but I don't.

My mom walking into my room at the most inopportune moment imaginable. Twice

Drinking too much lemonade sweetened with Xylitol made for a horrible car ride home, 💩🤢

Lucky neighbor 😛

Riding the inner tube behind a boat when the water caught my swimming trunks and pulled them to my ankles.

That time when my then GF's parents, decided to drop by her house as a surprise for her and they found me naked instead.

I left my jeans fly open after going to the bathroom. 😳

anytime i think about stuff i did lol

there was a lot in my life , hard to judge most but I think first sex in out door being caught by three elder ladies and hotel incident by my first owner was top in those , the incident in time of first introduced with Victor must be the next one

In high school, an entire girls choir class saw me completely naked while I was weighing-in at a wresting tournament.

Embarrassing should be my first name.

I been through some EMBARRASSING stuff.

There should be no skin on my face.

But, you know what ?

I get up and go through the same $#!+ everyday.

So, either I'm strong or I'm just dead.

Nothing I want to relive. 😞

Saying to someone who told me that him and his wife were virgins when they married : “what are you , Mormons ?”
They were.

Was riding the bus home from school when a girl was getting off at home. She tripped on my bag and i grabbed her tit when she fell on me. I was shaking aimlessly afterwards. Then the next day at school she took my clothes from the gym pool locker room. When i went to change her friend took a picture of me with his phone and sent to all their friends. Most embarrassing and terrifying experience of my life

I had a bad case of diarrhea in highschool and the teacher wouldn't excuse me and I crap myself in class

Puked on a girl and her little dog in a car. Copious amounts of alcohol were involved.

Thank u🤭

I’ve had too many to count