What was your most embarrassing moment?

this might be a little sick but....i was in new orleans with 2 of my friends. we were walking about and i was having some tummy issues. all of a sudden the "gurgling" starts. i tell my friends i need a toilet....and quick. i run into the cafe du monde but notice there's a huge line up to the restrooms. i couldn't wait so i ran across the street to a relatively upscale restaurant. i asked the hostess if i could use their restroom but she said they are for paying customers. i laid down a few bucks and told her to get me 2 double rum and cokes and leave them at the bar.

she allowed me to use it. but when i entered the restroom there was only one toilet but it was occupied. i'm begging the guy to hurry up. he finishes up and tries to flush but i can tell the toilet is broken. this dude opens the stall door with a red towel covering his arm....he said "the toilet is a little messed up". i pull down my pants but i knew i could only squat as the toilet was disaster. the dude was in there to roll a blunt, i could tell by the tobacco in the bowl.i guess the red towel was covering up some weed. well i let it rip and i made one hell of a mess myself 😬

after i did my business i went up to the bar and there were my 2 drinks. i chugged them both down and got the hell out of there...when i met up with my friends they damn well near wet themselves when i told them what happened.