What is an embarrassing moment in your life that is funny now?

I was spaced out in the grocery store checkout and didn't notice it was our turn to unload the cart. Husband meant to say "looks like you have a case of the Derps" because he callse "Derpy" when I blank out like I do. Instead said in his really loud marine voice "you got a case of the Herps!" Oh man was I embarrassed and angry.

Back in college, I was taking a test once and I was pretty sure that the whole class could hear my stomach digesting my lunch.

The new owner of the women's clothes shop that I use walking into the fitting room when I was only wearing knickers. I was mortified. As she is now my lover, we both look back at that as a special moment!

Once on holiday, I fell into the pool during the night entertainment when I was carrying my Papa's drink from the bar. 🙈😂

I was getting introduced to a talent scout at the club I was performing at. I had just gotten off my set and was kinda amped up still and the club owner turned me around to talk to the guy who was at a table up front. They guys chair was turned to see me and as I took a step my foot caught on the edge of some carpet and I tripped forward and all I got out of my mouth was “Fuck me.” before face planting in his lap. I was totally gutted but it’s kind of funny now. lol

Being born. 🤔🤪

At college, a platonic friend was meeting me for lunch. He was gay, and we would always hug each other and jump around like little kids when we got together. So I saw him, rushed up to him and threw my arms around him. Then, I saw him walking up from another direction, and he was cracking up. The fellow I was hugging looked puzzled, but not upset. My friend introduced me to his brother who, incidentally, wasn’t gay. ☺️

Having drunken sex, thinking I was a jackhammer, on reentry missing and breaking my dick, true story.