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I was getting introduced to a talent scout at the club I was performing at. I had just gotten off my set and was kinda amped up still and the club owner turned me around to talk to the guy who was at a table up front. They guys chair was turned to see me and as I took a step my foot caught on the edge of some carpet and I tripped forward and all I got out of my mouth was “Fuck me.” before face planting in his lap. I was totally gutted but it’s kind of funny now. lol