School English teachers need to start teaching kids how to Wright and send email. Not text messaging.

Maybe the Wright brothers can be used as an example of the right way to complete a project. It was certainly a rite of passage for them worthy of consideration of them being the the first wrights in that field.

Or "write," even.

You all are insane.

Oh the irony

Is this satire?

Definitely! e-mail now is what letters were when i was young. Text is informal like what instant messanger was in the 90s. E-mail should be like a formal letter. Full words proper spelling and punction; and leterhead. Abbreviations avoided.