Would you like to learn how to speak Republican?

Repeat after me:

maga, beautiful, snowflake, tremendous, woke, Hunter Biden's laptop.

CONGRATULATIONS! You're now able to speak Republican.

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Rutterman · 46-50, M Best Comment

You forgot "woke", probably the GOPers favorite word at the moment.

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Holidaze · 18-21, F

@Rutterman You speak Republican well!

Rutterman · 46-50, M

@Holidaze Haha. Thanks. I removed my previous reply as it was in response to some strange, snarky comments that have been deleted.

Also, thank you for Best Comment. 😎

Piper · 61-69, F

I already kind of know how to, if I actually wanted to. There are many buzz words and talking points you didn't mention, of course, but some you did are 'bigly' ones. 😬

SlaveEt · 36-40, F

I would like all US citizens to learn to speak American:
Fiscal responsibility, America First, national security, economic growth and prosperity, peace through strength and above all personal responsibility and freedom.

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SlaveEt · 36-40, F

@FragileHeart
At one time this continent belonged to them. It now has different stewards. If one reads history (from any country or era) one will find negative and positive aspects to the fall and rise of every civilization. Humans are the same the world over, and no one group of people is any more wonderful or kind when carving out their piece of the world than another.

However, so far, the United States of America is, and has been from its inception, one of the most free civilizations the world has ever know. She isn't perfect but then neither were the humans who created her.

FragileHeart · 22-25, M

@SlaveEt The United States are not that old. I take great issue with the way we deal with our history and how proud we are of it. It's stained with blood and I wish we would treat it as the Germans treat the Holocaust.

Freedom can be interpreted in many different ways. We may have a certain type of freedom (individual freedom) but that doesn't make our nation great. Living in both the US and Europe I must say the quality of life is much better over there and our military machinery does not grant other nations the same freedom and independance.

SlaveEt · 36-40, F

@FragileHeart
Our history has its ugliness, yes. However, as with all peoples, America and her people are not all ugliness, darkness and atrocity. I am a realist. Therefore, while I love my country and am proud to be an American, I can admit to not being proud of all aspects of our past. We have made mistakes, and continue to make new ones. At the same time we have done what we can to learn from those mistakes, right the wrongs we can and do better in the future.

The great thing about personal freedom is that we have the freedom to make our own life, instead of being dependant on the government or others to make it for us. The US does a pretty good job of providing equal opportunity (which is different from equal outcome) to its people. This freedom allows them to provide the quality of life for themselves (and their family) they are willing to work for.

The US military's job is to protect the US and her interests. They are not, nor were they ever intended to be, the police of the world. We can help those willing to fight for their own freedom but it isn't our job to grant or provide for it. After all, nothing is more sweet than that which we worked hardest to earn.

Elessar · 26-30, M

That's beginner level.

When you'll be fully proficient you'll be able to speak like this: [i]Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, okay, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, okay, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I'm one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you're a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are (nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what's going to happen and he was right — who would have thought?), but when you look at what's going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it's all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don't, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.[/i]