Rumor has it you’re a big dodo head

That was one of Adele’s original song lyrics.

I’ve heard that rumor before, but I proved them! 😤

I mean, it's not wrong 🤔

Not just the head.

You must be thinking about my brother, hunkacabbage. Everybody knows I'm no fool.

Now, young man, is that any way to talk to your elders? 🤨

the girls i babysat like to call each other those names too 😅

i know I am, but what am I?

Wait...

Watch your potty mouth young man

But did you hear that scientists recently discovered that I am rubber and you are glue? Thus anything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you.

Yup