You give your neighbors names they dont know about

My grandma keeps calling our neighbours by the place they are from. Due to our gossiping, I know everything about their lives but their names. One day a couple was asking me which floor that one lady lives in and I didn't know because I didn't know her name 😅 They had to tell me her profession for me to understand whom they were asking about.

Somebody looking out the window said she's a Go-Getter but that one Can't Park Worth a Sh!t.

The old lady. The new couple. The dog people. Couple I never talked to

I have creeper dude, and doesn't own a lawn mower guy

We have a rented house next door... people change every 6 to 12 months... so we have "him nextdoor" and "her nextdoor" and if they have children they are "the noise nextdoor"

Wow I wonder what i am to my neigbors..let me find out the lady across the street has a name for me and I'll show her husband who comes over at 430 am sometimes🤣

yeah. the thugs. the nice blonde. funeral boy. jethro. etc.

it's never boring .

Screaming bush
Threesome guy
Daisy duke

My neighborhood is colourful

the one to the left is The Saint for he has a fb photo of himself surrounded by some sort of halo or aura

I'm kind of keen to hear more about the skank that lives on the corner!

@Punxi Well do think she can fit me "in" on Saturday morning, I'm free after my paper route.. 🙏

Rick the dick....it's an inside joke 😄

Nah, I just try to ignore them.

Yes lol dont tell them 😆

Not a neighbor but someone i see a lot. Beached whale is her nickname. My brother calls her a busted can of biscuits because thats what it looks like, revealing clothes on a 300lb girl.

Maybe ….

Lol .

My neighbour across the street is knowing as the fucking pedophile. The one next door was my grade 5 science teacher.